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foreverdepressedteen:

allhailtheboyking:

IM GOING TO SCREAM IM IN CLASS AND THESE GIRLS WHO BULLIED ME IN 5TH GRADE ARE WHISPERING AND THEYRE LIKE

"holy shit did she go to our elementary school"

"i dont know if thats her"

"i rly dont think thats her guys"

AND THE TEACHER CALLED MY NAME AND THEY GO

"holy shit shes hot"

THIS

IS

THE

FUCKING

L I F E

YOU FUCKING GO IM PROUD OF YOU

OWN IT FOR ALL OF US

(Source: solarcrashx, via mekaku-shintaro)

Lea Grover, "This Is What Sex-Positive Parenting Really Looks Like," HuffPosts: Parents (29 July 2014)

(via mymomcantfindthisblog)

Telling [children] that sex is ‘only between mommies and daddies’ is a lie that leads to confused, hormone-charged teenagers. Telling them that sex is ‘only something that happens when two people love each other very much’ is a lie that causes hormone-charged teenagers to confuse ‘love’ with ‘lust,’ or ‘obsession.’ It leads to leaps of logic like, ‘If I have sex with this person, we must be in love.’ Or worse: ‘If I love this person, I have to have sex with him or her.’

gascon-en-exil:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

pothepolarbear:

Some people still think Beauxbatons was for girls and Durmstrang was for boys.

THANK YOU

This makes me want to write up my extended Beauxbâtons headcanon, formulated after groaning over this particular movie error and the subsequent realization that the director was just building off the book’s laughably bad representation of the French.

(via sa3ida-human-disaster)

thekingofhell:

we can’t be romeo and juliet
when i’m a shattered martyr
and you’re one hell of a savior

requested by boarstiel

(via fallstiel)

this is it the   A P O C A L Y P S E 

(Source: fuckitykidneys, via everyone-i-love-dies)

svartalfhild:

You know, when I was a kid, I remember being really stirred by the fact that Hermione Granger did actually end up having a date to the Yule Ball and that it was Viktor Krum.  There was something really powerful about a hyperlogical, bookish girl, who was believed to be incapable of getting a date on her own, landing a famous guy who respects and cherishes her just by being herself.

(via badwolf-marvelite)

playstation2chainz:

fun game to play at the movies: not bringing your fucking baby

(via caskisses)

memes of the signs

giantspacefetus:

aries- doge

taurus- tfw no gf

gemini- farming memes

cancer- spiders georg

leo- shrek, onions

virgo- i came out to have a good time and im honestly feeling so attacked right now

libra- peach time

scorpio- rick rolling

sagittarius- bee movie

capricorn- john green, metaphors

aquarius- birds riding skateboards

pisces- photoshopping kim’s head from the kim kardashian game onto actual photos of kim kardashian

(via arlertpng)

huffingtonpost:

THESE 16 DOGS ARE HEROES. THEY ARE ALSO PIT BULLS.

Virtually every dog relishes a loving scratch behind the ears and some sweet, vocal praise. But dogs identified as pit bulls get a bad reputation and a lot less love.

Try not to cry as you read the full stories behind these heroic pit bulls here. 

(via hiddlestea)

linear-relationships:

linear-relationships:

I think unskippable ads on Youtube are the biggest fucking marketing fail, now I am more likely to purposely avoid buying your product out of pure bitter spite that you bitches made me wait.

A bitter blogger never forgives or forgets

(via abaddonsbabe)

shouldnt:

Please be entertained by this fish scaring this dog.

image

(via leviathans-in-the-tardis)

my-h-e-a-r-t-s-not-in-it:

hey sorry im late i didnt want to come

(via radicalzombiedragon)

ninjabitz:

My sister gave my dad a birthday card and she wrote “you’ve always been like a father to me”

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