pi3rced-sirens:

apparently you can’t like a band if you don’t know all the member’s full names, every word to every song they’ve ever written, how many times a day they use the bathroom, their blood type and own a sample of their hair.

(via funkycellist)

jpad having a sass attack on gilmore girls

(Source: mishawinsexster, via fairy-fighter)

likeslothstoflames:

hey remember that time i got grounded because i saw my dads girlfriend in the car and then saw my dad putting the dog in the back of the car and asked why he was bringing both the dogs with us

(via chokechainralf)

gothlolita:

it doesnt matter if ive actually seen pictures of you or not i automatically imagine you as whoever your icon is

(via fairy-fighter)

jinn0uchi:

dendropsyche:

OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today

so we come across this thing

and we discover you can turn it inside out and

ITS HELLO KITTY I’M

HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK IM SO DONE

why the fuck

(via chokechainralf)

greencarnations:

cosmo-gyral:

AU in which the Doctor is a very sick little boy lying in a hospital bed in a coma and his universe is just a dream. Each of his companions represent the kids in the beds next to him and when they die or leave the ward, they die or leave in his head. Regenerations represent times he nearly woke up or nearly died and the TARDIS represents his life support machine.

i’ve found him

i’ve found satan

(via chokechainralf)

internetexplorers:

we could be married with like 4 kids and i’d still be too scared to text you first

(via chokechainralf)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

show a man tumblr and he will laugh for a second. teach a man to use tumblr and watch him spiral into insanity

(via chokechainralf)

(Source: scruffycockles, via fairy-fighter)

j2justice:

thebrotherswinchester:

do you ever just stop to think about lucifer

and how he was in the pit for millennia

scheming and plotting every single tiny detail of his rise to power

thinking through everything that could possibly go wrong, and creating hundreds of backup plans for each scenario

and the one thing that he didn’t plan for

the one thing that was his downfall

was sam winchester loving his brother more than anything in the entire universe

do you ever just think about that

(Source: theboywhorunswithwolves, via leviathans-in-the-tardis)

isurvivedthekobayashimaru:

I was at walmart the other day, and I was sitting on a bench waiting for my mom to pay, and I was braiding my hair because that’s something I do when I’m bored, and this dude walks by and says, “hey baby, what else can you do with your hands?” I gave him my most polite smile and said in the sweetest way possible, “strangle you.”

And I think I actually scared him because his eyes got kind of wide and he just walked away.

(Source: shesdonejim, via chokechainralf)

#i am quitting my job to fuck women lol later starfleet

(Source: cruelmagic, via leviathans-in-the-tardis)

giver-of-armbands:

(Source: harkness-jack, via leviathans-in-the-tardis)

rhymewithrachel:

fartgallery:

fire-is-better-than-water:

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mega—horn:

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butterbeer-forthesoul:

fartgallery:

are you greg

yes

hello greg

can we add another greg to the party

hello gregs

i am also greg

too many gregs

You could say it’s a…. congregation

(via leviathans-in-the-tardis)