IM GOING TO SCREAM IM IN CLASS AND THESE GIRLS WHO BULLIED ME IN 5TH GRADE ARE WHISPERING AND THEYRE LIKE
"holy shit did she go to our elementary school"
"i dont know if thats her"
"i rly dont think thats her guys"
AND THE TEACHER CALLED MY NAME AND THEY GO
"holy shit shes hot"
L I F E
YOU FUCKING GO IM PROUD OF YOU
OWN IT FOR ALL OF US
Telling [children] that sex is ‘only between mommies and daddies’ is a lie that leads to confused, hormone-charged teenagers. Telling them that sex is ‘only something that happens when two people love each other very much’ is a lie that causes hormone-charged teenagers to confuse ‘love’ with ‘lust,’ or ‘obsession.’ It leads to leaps of logic like, ‘If I have sex with this person, we must be in love.’ Or worse: ‘If I love this person, I have to have sex with him or her.’
Some people still think Beauxbatons was for girls and Durmstrang was for boys.
This makes me want to write up my extended Beauxbâtons headcanon, formulated after groaning over this particular movie error and the subsequent realization that the director was just building off the book’s laughably bad representation of the French.
we can’t be romeo and juliet
when i’m a shattered martyr
and you’re one hell of a savior
requested by boarstiel
You know, when I was a kid, I remember being really stirred by the fact that Hermione Granger did actually end up having a date to the Yule Ball and that it was Viktor Krum. There was something really powerful about a hyperlogical, bookish girl, who was believed to be incapable of getting a date on her own, landing a famous guy who respects and cherishes her just by being herself.
taurus- tfw no gf
gemini- farming memes
cancer- spiders georg
leo- shrek, onions
virgo- i came out to have a good time and im honestly feeling so attacked right now
libra- peach time
scorpio- rick rolling
sagittarius- bee movie
capricorn- john green, metaphors
aquarius- birds riding skateboards
pisces- photoshopping kim’s head from the kim kardashian game onto actual photos of kim kardashian
Virtually every dog relishes a loving scratch behind the ears and some sweet, vocal praise. But dogs identified as pit bulls get a bad reputation and a lot less love.
I think unskippable ads on Youtube are the biggest fucking marketing fail, now I am more likely to purposely avoid buying your product out of pure bitter spite that you bitches made me wait.
A bitter blogger never forgives or forgets